Went into a mall bathroom and for whatever reason there was only one stall working. The bathroom was completely empty when I got in and I had the absolute woooooorst stomach giggles. I drank a milkshake prior and I thought it was lactose free. It was not. I thought I could take y time and yknow get everything out but shortly after I hear more and more people enter the bathroom. A few try pushing the stall door open and even the janitor shows up. FFWD like 40 mins later I finally feel okay enough to get up. I open my door to a line of like 15 women and a few children waiting for my ass. I swear they all made eye contact with me simultaneously. I wanted to die and get out of there asap but knew that washing my hands like a clean individual of society for at least 30 seconds would be better than straight high tailing it out of there.