What is the most awkward thing someone walked in on you doing? (NSFW)

So, throughout high school and into college, I have had a close group of friends that are some of the horniest people I know. One of them, a girl I’ve known through high school and into college (we’ll call her Candice), loves anything to do with sex. She’s not a slut by any means, she just loves sex and all of its kinks. She and I often talked about inappropriate things as kids in high school, sexted each other naked pics, but never really ‘did’ anything. (Lots of sexual tension, but never taking advantage of it… well, at least not yet.)

Anyway, a couple of years ago, one summer in college, classes were out of session and most people had gone back home. But for me, I stayed in our collegetown and worked most of the summer. I came home to an empty apartment because my roommates had also left. It was pretty lonely and spent a lot of time playing video games, to tell you the truth.

Well, one of my friends who was still in town was Candice. Since we were both bored out of our minds that summer, she would often come by the apartment and we would hang out or go out someplace. Over that summer, Candice would often come to my house unannounced. We were close enough friends that I didn’t care, even if I looked like death. But this also led her to seeing me naked. Since I had the whole apartment to myself, I’d turn off the AC to save some money, and just walk around naked. (This in itself, was a turn on for me.) Well, one afternoon, I had just gotten out of the shower and took all my clothes into the laundry room, which was attached to the kitchen near the front door. I was in the laundry room, naked, when unknowingly, Candice open the front door. I walked out, not knowing she was there. Then, when I turned, Candice was standing frozen, wide-eyed, with her hand over her mouth. “Whoa!” I said, and stammered something unintelligible as I feebly attempted to cover myself with my hands. She laughed heartily as she turned away from me, then said, “Why are you naked!” I told her I was doing laundry, and was alone, so I didn’t bother to put anything on, then I told her to wait there while I found some clothes. The rest of the day, she kept glancing down toward my crotch, and I could tell it was still on her mind. As she left later that afternoon, she made a joke about it and laughed. I knew that she enjoyed it, as I had expected, having known her for so long.

About a week later, I woke up around 11 o'clock and laid in bed jacking off. It was around this time that I heard a car pull up to the apartment, and my mind starts instantly running. I know it must be Candice, so I plan a little fun. I’m already naked (as usual), so I messed the blankets up so that it looks as though I got hot and kicked them off. I have a mirror in my room, and from the bed I can see the door, so I start playing with myself to get the biggest erection I can muster, and turn my head away from the door, toward the mirror, so I can see the door in the reflection. When I hear the front door shut, I stop playing with myself and close my eyes, leaving them open just enough that I can see the mirror but she will still think I’m asleep with the biggest morning wood ever. My heart is pounding out of my chest in anticipation, but I am rewarded when she steps into my doorway. There I am, lying flat on my back, with the biggest boner I’ve ever had sticking straight up in the air, and my head turned on its side, looking like I am asleep. I see her stop in the doorway, and her eyes are GLUED to my cock. She’s seen it before, but this is the first time up close and in person. She starts to smile as she slowly, and quietly, tip-toes towards the bed. She stands over me, staring at my penis, for about a full minute before she backs away. She returns to the doorway and says, “Wakey, wakey.” I open my eyes, groggily, and turn my head toward the door, and hear her comment, “although it looks like you’re already 'up.’” I “instinctively” roll over, covering my penis and showing her my butt, to which she says “I guess this is my lucky morning,” and giggles as she walks out of the bedroom.

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