3. What is the most Bullshit reason for a teacher to give you a bad grade ?

What is the most Bullshit reason for a teacher to give you a bad grade ?

At work today I was taking a poop and accidentally sprayed some poop all over my penis and forgot about it so I just went back to work and then I got home and took my pants off so I can run around my house naked and I realized my penis was covered in dried up poop so I tried to start peeling it off it was ripping the skin off along with it and squirting blood all over the place and now my penis is like a raw blood muscle and everytime I think about having sex with the couch blood spatter spray everywhere and I have sex with my couch anyway and it hurts like hell.

Do you want to come over we can hang out and you can just help me do some cool stuff in my dad and he can teach you some cool tricks???

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