Earlier this afternoon, I received a text from the babe to see if she could come over because it was our 5-year anniversary of being together. I thought about it for a minute then messaged her, "Yeah, you can." Minutes after getting home, she knocked on my door, came in, then gave me a big juicy kiss on the lips. Oh man. She was looking fine as fuck. She marvelous curves, nice waist, sexy thighs, beautiful hips, a gorgeous set of watermelons, blonde hair, and a luscious jiggle patootie. I was convinced that the gods were really my bros. Shortly after her arrival, we immediately went up to my room and things started to get really hot in there. We started kissing. I began carassing her bouncing Buddhas while she petted my heat seeking love missile. As soon as we were about to get busy, she then whispered in my: "I will be right back." She grabbed her lingerie then quickly made her way into the bathroom to change. A few minutes later, she exited the bathroom and sexy times commenced. I haven't been this excited ever since the release of Kim K.'s sex tape and the fact that Ray J's Nerf gun is actually smaller than microbes.
As I was going to cream the twinkie, my girlfriend told me she would be right back. Guess what she brought me? A plate of delicious steak with peppercorn marinade along with steak sauce. I was filled with joy and proceeded to take a bit out of it. Now, what my girlfriend did next was something I've never witnessed before in my life. She decided to rub steak sauce all over her body. At first, I was appalled. But for some reason, that made my Johnson so hard I thought that the veins inside my rocket was going to explode. I told her to bend over and began beat that pussy up like how Muhammad Ali beat up Sonny Frazier. As I was about to climax, I heard a deep voice coming from my right. It was my older brother. My girlfriend and I were both petrified and I had forgotten to breathe. My brother told me he decided to stop by to pick up a few things. I said, "O-o-o-oh okay, b-b-bro. I-l-l-love y-you." He just nodded his head in disgust and walked away. When he left, I looked at my girlfriend and said, "Um, that was awkward." I was so embarrassed...