What is the most embarrassing you've done at a friends house?

I have one friend that literally with every time we have hung out something embarrassing always happen to me.

First time: had my period. accidentally leaked onto his blankets. Same night, trip while running up his staircase in socks and slip all the way down, face first.

Second time: I’m walking past him to go grab something and I trip right in front of him and eat ground in a dress

Third time: we had sex while on my period so when I went to the bathroom prior, I was obv pretty excited and a bit drunk, not paying attention, and ended up somehow getting tiny blood splashes on the wall and toilet. I have NO fucking clue how I didn’t notice this the next day, but he called me out for barfing in his toilet after drinking vodka crans. I’ve promised myself I will never tell him the truth.

I’m a walking embarrassment and these stories all make me sound foul but I swear I’m not

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