What is the most epic event you witnessed in the military?

Ok, so this one time, I was at a pretty big major C6/C9 range (GPMG and LMG for you yanks), but it was pretty fucking Gucci so we were staying in hard shacks. In my room, there was me (fresh-faced no-hook Pte, in American an e-fuzzy), a Capt, and OCdt and the rest (7-8 pers) were as POGy as can get. So, we get on ground late and get our room assignments then head in and set up our bunks. I went out and got timings for the next morning, seeing as no one had gotten any info yet. I go in and see the Capt and a couple of the POGs asleep, and everyone else almost asleep. I say, in a mediocrely loud voice - loud enough so people would hear, not so loud as to wake anyone up, that reveille is 0600. A couple of the POGs start questioning me about "how are we supposed to wake up at 6, go to the mess (which doesn't open until 0630) and be back here to get a bus to roll to the ranges at 0700??" I just pointed to the rank insignia on my tunic and said something like "hell if I know". So, now all the POGs are upset because they may have to hurry in the a.m., talking loudly amongst one another about how "ridiculous" the situation is. Out of nowhere, from the comfort of her woobie, the Capt rolls over, starts jacking the shit out of them, like bad, saying some good shit, but simultaneously ripping these people apart. In my head, im thinking like "atta be ma'am, just what I was thinking" but outwardly, I acted surprised (always make the POGs think that you're on their side, Army Survival 101.) So yea, it happened.

TL;DR- witnessed a bunch of POGy POGs get jacked up by possibly asleep Capt who didn't even leave her woobie in order to rip them a new asshole.

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