What is the most fucked up way someone has tried to turn you on?

Not that fucked up bit when I was in 3rd grade I had a friend who i was friends with for half of a semester and never had any problems with until when it was like the last week of school or something we had a field day and played out side and dis all the things kids would do

To set it up me and him were chasing some girls and we would go to this old grill and sit on it and then they would run away again then we would chase we did this like once or twice then the last time I just sat on the grill and didn't run

But when they were comming back (I was a little short so when I sat down my legs were sticking out like I was sit on flat ground ) he decided to push on my feet pushing me off of the grill and I had hurt my thigh rather bad to the point of getting a very purple bruise that didn't go away for at least a month and after this incident the rest of the school year (like a week or something) he was just an ass twords me

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