What was the most fucked up thing your ex did after you broke up?

Dated I girl I worked with in a restaurant when I was in my early twenties, the relationship started to slowly fall apart after we began getting on each other's nerves due to being around one another of twenty four hours a day. Literally ONE day after she agrees we should try just being friends as it's making work kinda hard she starts hooking up with another guy at work. The kicker is she would make sure I would catch them being affectionate but would then text me things in the middle of the night like "I miss you so much." About three weeks after this ordeal the restaurant's holiday party rolls around (small tightly knit company, awesome owner, she would do this every year) everyone's drinking and dancing having a blast, eating weird snacks. Her and new dude are all over each other, whatevs. She comes up and is like "Hey, you know what? I wanna kiss you for a second, we should kiss for a second" in that drunk sort of I'm-so-cute-cause-I'm-drunk voice and I reply "I dunno, I think that's a bad idea" trying to behave and also let her down smoothly. "C'monnnn! Just for a second." Like an asshole I cave, we sneak off to the utility closet (fucking everyone saw, certain of it) and within minutes we're fucking as she's bent over a massive sack of coffee beans and in walks...yep...the owner of the company. The owners face goes ghost white as she see's well and clear us fucking under the bright lights and quickly slams the door. I instantly lose my hard on, as the two of us come to the conclusion that this was a bad idea. We decide she'll walk out first and me a minute or two later. I come out and she's fucking GOT HER ARM AROUND HIM (all caps because wow, poor guy.) As I try ever so casually to make my way out of the party the company owner walks up to me and drunkenly leans in closely and says "Oh god, I'm SO sorry!" meanwhile her tits are like pressed against my arm as I'm trying to make this as brief as possible while not getting horny for my boss now, knowing she had just seen me having sex. Fast forward a few years, the dude and I are best friends and I still masturbate to fantasy fucking my boss in that utility closet.

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