What is the most interesting story you can tell from your life's experiences?

40yo cigarette smoker out of cigs at 6am on a Saturday. Husband asleep. Roads icy.

Took the back roads and drove very slowly, but idiot behind me rear ended my car and imploded the back window along with other damage.

Limp car back home. Still out of cigs. Walk the main roads the 1.5 miles to just across the street from the store and slip on the ice. Dislocate shoulder.

Get ride home. Call ambulance. 5 hours of some impressive drugs and shoulder relocation later, take cab home. Still out of cigs. Have taxi re-route to stop for them.

Over $4000 for 1 pack of cigarettes.

If you haven't started, don't. If you have and you can't quit, have an emergency slush fund.

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