What is the most NSFW thing that happened at your work?

I work in landscaping. Aside from the constant "geometric genitalia" I have to draw, there is a lot of nsfw activity. Here's a recent one: J and M are both foremen. M runs the yard and J runs a crew in the field. M's wife and 16 year old son also both work in the yard. J is a bit of a player, but he was engaged so everyone thought he would cool down a bit.... Nope. M finds J banging his wife in a shed, immediately leaves, comes back with a gun, and fires off a couple of rounds after a very heated debate. Thankfully, he missed with both shots and a few other guys were able to get the gun away from him. Management found out about the situation later and M had already been arrested for another shooting incident later that day. M's wife quit, J denied all allegations and remains employed to this day (2 years later). M's son also still works for the company and looks eerily similar to J... and nothing like M. J is now happily married (and has 2 mistresses that management knows about). This is all office gossip, so of course some of it is probably embellished.

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