Not sure, but I do know of one thing. I got shit housed the night before I was supposed to start at my new location (same company, new location). I ended up getting a blowjob from this chick I knew in college, she was just randomly in town and we never hooked up in school, so yea. Anyway, my job starts @ ~7am or so the next day. I wake up @ 2pm. Still fucking drunk out of my mind. Call in work and tell them my keys to my car were lost and I couldn't come in. They want to know why I'm calling so late and not in the morning. Make up some bullshit.

Anyway, get called into president's office the next day, the HR woman is there. Still drunk from 2 nights ago, and they start interrogating me about the previous day. Tell them if it bother them so much to just fire me, but I'm done answering questions about it, and I walk out. Get a call from HR lady later in the day, asks me to come to her office. Tells me she has never seen anyone tell the president to go fuck himself like I did. I figured I'm being fired. She tells me she wants to 'do something for me', then grabs my cock, unzips my pants and starts blowing me. She kind of sucks at blowing, so I end up banging her doggy on her desk. Which turned out to be a bad idea since she was having trouble keeping quiet. Anyway, I was still hungover and didn't care about anything, so when I nutted, I pulled out and finished on her keyboard. She got kind of pissed and asked 'why the fuck did you do that', and I just told her I was still hungover and just felt like it. Then a leprachaun appeared and we both became billionaires.