ho boy where to start.

my mother's bipolar who will have the most extreme emotional reaction to even the smallest developments the veer from the status quo. If you don't make 6 figures or more, you're worthless to her. She demands a lifestyle that is way beyond her means and portrays herself as the victim the second she's called out on any of her faults.

My father is an adulterer who had an affair when he couldn't keep up with mom's demands, and also it didn't help that the mistress he was fucking was also connected to a board member for an NFL team, giving him access to season passes and skybox seats for his favorite team. He lost damn near everything in the messy divorce but remarried a multimillionaire and currently does little more than drink, watch ESPN, and goes on lavish trips occasionally.

My step-father is a Nazi sympathizer who collects Wehrmacht weapons and war medals, is a raging racist and anti-semite, an apologist for Big Pharma as he works in pharmaceuticals, and has been completely lost to alt-right propaganda.

My step-mother was a successful owner of a multimillion dollar trucking company that hauled carpets, other than having expensive taste and an abrasive personality, she is by far the best out of the cast.