I was once out with a group of friends and after a night of drinking we ended up in a karaoke bar my friend's gf worked at. Anyway, the owner's daughter was there and kept flirting with me. I was in a relationship at the time so I told her as much. I wasn't an AH about it she was very beautiful so I said I was flattered but I had a gf and was not interested. After that tho it was like a switch flipped for her or something. She was way too drunk, kept hitting on me non-stop so I kept shutting her down and then she took the stage and sang peacock a song I had no idea existed (kinda wish I hadn't learned of its existence either tbh XD) all while looking at me and then she put a finger in her mouth on stage while everyone was watching, pulled it out and started rolling her tongue around it all while maintaining eye contact. I wanted to die from all the awkwardness and the downright, sheer cringe of it all. Never in my life have I ever seen anyone act like that before except in porn.

Definitely one of the most ridiculous things to have ever happened to me. My friends still remember her and refer to her as Lickitung whenever this comes up XD