What was the most porno situation you’ve ever had?

When I first moved to El Paso, I went to a bar with my coworkers and ended up chatting with a hot girl. Her coworker came over, and I was chatting up the two of them at once. Fastforward a few drinks and I was making out with the younger one in the bushes. She started sucking my fingers and I got her shirt off, in the bushes outside the bar.

Well, her friend came over to see if everything was okay and instead of freaking out, she invited the two of us over to her place on the other side of the city. I got the impression she wanted some action, too.

They gave me their cell numbers and the address and left.

Well. I was pretty drunk, so I went to my car and sat there, staring at the digital clock, debating whether or not to drive across town.

In the end, I decided to wait in my car and sober up instead, which was probably a good decision. And for two reasons, first getting into an accident or getting a DUI would seriously suck. And secondly, who hooks up with a stranger and sucks his fingers in the bushes outside of a bar? I was probably dude #5 for the week for her, so oh well.

I ended up just going home, but it definitely was a confidence booster of sorts.

The End.

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