What was the most porno situation you’ve ever had?

I worked at a Pizza Hut back in the day. One day my battery died when it was cold and I was out checking it under the hood when these girls who worked at the next restaurant pulled up, and the girl asked if I needed any help.

She was really pretty but I didn't need any help, so sadly I said no. Surprisingly she asked if she could have my number anyways, so I gave it to her and she left.

Some time passed and we texted about nothing here and there, and then one day we were talking and she mentioned how she likes to flash people sometimes and we got to jokingly flirting around. She asked if I would be cool with her pulling out my guy and giving me head, and I said jokingly sure. We had hung out once before but just watched a movie and talked and she left.

Well, that evening she came over and we smoked a bowl in the car and went to my room to watch a movie. As we're hanging out on my bed watching the movie( sitting apart, we're still just friends) she pulls her arms inside her hoodie and starts fiddling around. I asked what she was doing, and she pulled a sports bra out of her hoodie. She said she had the extra bra on for support, but it wasn't comfortable. I jokingly said I honestly didn't think you would need two bra's( i had only seen her in a boxy work uniform and hoodies and it was winter, so I had no idea what her body looked like). She got a grin on her face and asked if I wanted to see, and me being a guy got a rush of blood to my face and said absolutely.

I turned around, and she told me to turn back around, and when I did I looked at her face first, and then these DD titties with a leopard skin lingerie sitting there as she holds her hoodie up underneath her chin. She asked if I liked them, and after a few seconds I managed to utter out that they were huge and beautiful. She asked if I wanted to touch them, and I obliged myself for a good five minutes of titty play which she really enjoyed and we made out a little.

I then sat back to catch my breathe and process things. I watched the movie for a couple of seconds and looked back at her and laughed as she put her boobs back in her shirt and pulled her hoodie down. She asked me why I was laughing, and I said "it's going to be kind of hard to focus on the movie now that i'm thinking about those." And she laughed too, and then schooched up next to me and said "I want to ask you a kind of weird question, but you have to promise that even if you say no we'll still be friends". I said sure, and she looked at me with these pretty eyes and said "can I see your cock?".

Needless to say, I was not going to say no at this point and let her pull out my guy and have a gander. I'm 6'4" and my unit is about 8", nor the biggest nor smallest dick to ever exist. I was the biggest guy she had seen tho, and she was very very pleased and said "oh my god, it's fucking huge." And she just stared at my guy for a bit before she asked if she could touch it. She started stroking me and then said she needed to get out her flashlight so she could see it in a better light, and it was weird because she got out her phone and was looking at it for a bit and the flash went off and then she got the flashlight on and looked at it for a bit. She was enjoying the two handed go before she asked if she could put her mouth in it, which I of course said yes.

She proceeded to give me head in a fashion that Afroman described as "she sucked my dick till the shit turned white". I was in paradise and she must have gone at it for an hour just going to town. I don't remember the movie, but I damn sure remember that. She didn't want to have sex yet b/c we were just friends, but she damn near sucked my dick off my body that night and made me cum so hard I left my body.

We proceeded to hook up for a couple months after that, where we would hang out and chat for a few minutes before she would hop on me, pull out my dick, and suck my into the next life.

My favorite time, and what I came to realize, is that she was practicing deep throating. One of the last times we hooked up and the best time of all, she got down on her knees and told me to be quiet. She started sucking me a little bit harder than usual, and then she told me she was going to deep throat me and started going for it.

I was raised catholic, but to have a big dick and have a girl go to town deep throating you is something that nothing else in this world comes close to. It was a sloppy, messy miracle. It took her a while and a lot of practice and some tears, but it was just like the pornos. I was holding her hands while she gagged and went further and further until she got the whole thing a couple times.

After a few full throats she couldn't do it anymore, and then proceeded to give me passionate, powerful head until I came so hard that I almost ripped the toes off my socks.

She was a beautiful girl, and still is. We eventually stopped hooking up and we're both still friends and in committed relationships and living adult lives. We've talked about it and know it was passing fun, but man that really felt like I was in a porno when I was in that moment. No other girl has ever deep throated all the way too me as well, so it's a special memory lol and a sexual mile-stone for me.

Tl;dr: my car broke down and a girl gave me her number, showed me her tits, and then sucked my dick for several months. I had a very good time and will die a happy man.

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