What was the most porno situation you’ve ever had?

This is gonna get lost in the shuffle, but here we go.

InOne night, I was at my best friend’s house hanging with him and his girlfriend at the time watching tv or a movie. His parents and brother weren’t home, so it was just us 3. At some point, I went to the bathroom and I came back into the living room to my best friend’s girlfriend giving him head on the couch and I remember saying, “Oh wow, I guess that my cue to leave then.” So I start heading to his front door to leave and they stop me and ask me to come back. I go back and they ask me to sit down, where his girlfriend then proceeds to give me head. I guess they felt bad and how awkward it was for me to walk into that after leaving to use the bathroom for literally not even two minutes. They thought it would be something fun to experiment and try. The relationship between those two did not last long. Also surprised we were not walked in on by his parents or brother.

Here’s another one involving my best friend. We had just graduated high school and we were hanging out by the pool of one of our friend’s houses. Just a night of drinking and smoking weed with a group of friends, you know typical high school stuff I guess. By the end of the night, it was just me, my best friend and the chick who’s house it was. She was a junior and was telling us how sad she was because we were leaving for college and we wouldn’t be around anymore while she was stuck in our hometown for another year. She ended up telling us that she wanted to give each of us a going away present, but it was a surprise and we had to go one at a time. So my best friend went first and followed her in to her house. Comes back 10 mins later and I was like, “What was it and where’d you go?” All he says is, “You’ll see.” So I go into her house from the pool area into her kitchen where she proceeds to give me a BJ. So my best friend and I got a BJ as a graduation gift from her haha.

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