What was the most ridiculous DNI(Do Not interact) if X you ever seen/encountered?

this is fair-ish — however, i once had a teenager come at me on ao3 about an M-rated fic. i didn't know they were a minor (because why the hell would a minor be reading fetish porn that they're not even into?), and so i responded to their flame with an extremely flippant innuendo regarding masturbation.

it was only after the thread went on for a little while that they revealed their age, at which point i felt so grossed-out and annoyed that i blocked them.

maybe they wouldn't have listened to my 'minors DNI' if i'd had one... but having one would have made me feel a lot better about that brief, weird interaction.

sometimes, unfortunately, things you don't think need to be said actually do need to be said...

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