What is the most stupid/crazy/dangerous/funny drug story you have?

13 years old and very new to drugs. Bought a big bag of weed from a family member and brought it over to my friends house. It’s me and my friend and his brother smoking up so we went into town to get food. After eating my friends brother stole a bottle of cheap rum from a grocery store. We went back to his house to drink and smoke more. We were all pretty fucked up, and my friend says he wants to go to the movie theater. My friend tells me he knows where his sister keeps the spare key to her car and we should drive into town to watch a movie. I say sure let’s do it. We hop in the car and my friend says driving. He is going fast through the neighborhood. About 5 minutes of driving my friend crashes into the back of a parked car. We get out stumbling around and falling over, we are all very clearly intoxicated. After some time passed we decided we should make a run for it, as soon as we were about to run 2 police cars came around the corner. We were fucked I thought. To keep it short my friends brother took all the heat even tho my friend was driving. My friend and I were let go when his mom came to get us, but his brother was being arrested. He ended up going to Juvie for 3 months. This whole situation was the dumbest this I’ve gotten myself into and am glad we didn’t kill anyone of ourself.

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