What is the most useless fact you know?

That now that I'm a Spinal cord injury survivor my life, even though being alive...is the shittiest thing ever. It's like God said "before we make him, make sure we take everything away from him and then threaten him with hell if he doesn't listen....oh but give him kids before he breaks his neck so that he can be blessed and thankful for them but also depressed that he can never run with them, ride a bike with them and even go places that are fun without severe nerve pain and anxiety that his kids may feel embarrassed cause their dad walks with a gimp. Also, give him a bestfriend that'll help him cope with this injury but then let the best friend end his life so that it fucks him up in the head even more and still threaten him with hell unless he accepts and smiles. Make sure he lives in a judgmental state so he has to take prescription for his pain but dont let him live in a progressive state that will let him smoke mary jane so he can sleep at night. We need to make sure he has nerve spasms so he gets less than 4 hours of sleep a day." Make sure in his youth his dad is in prison and he has no guidance growing up but make sure the southern Baptist church messes up his mind so all he will think about is hell and this will cause more anxiety if he messes up. Even though he will be there for his kids he wont be able to afford much for them on disability...oh also make sure his niece goes to foster care cause his nieces mom is a piece of shit. We will cause him to have no choice but to raise her too. But he will get no help for her not even child support because his bitch of a sister wont get off drugs and will not help with her daughter. Instead make the sister and half of his family hate him for keeping the niece away from her and the other family members on drugs. Life facts for ya....theirs more but I dont feel like typing it all out. Life of facts. It is what it is.

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