What is the most weirdest dream you've ever had?

Kanye West came to me while I was waiting in line to buy some fish and chips. He had this great idea where he wanted to make a ball that would rearrange itself when kicked to show different pictures of Donald Trump. I thought it was weird but went along with it.

I took him to a designer in my town and we explained the idea, but the guy just wasn't getting it, so he let Kanye try to design it on the computer. Kanye sat down and the designer opened up MS Paint for him to use. Kanye looked at me with pure disgust and started complaining that the designer was making fun of him. We told Kanye that MS Paint was good because he didn't know how to use the complicated design software. Kanye was so belittled by this it destroyed his ego and he turned into a cat in front of us. He was a cat but with Kanye's face. Kanye Cat. He started shouting "Pick me up motherfucker!" so I did.

Me and Kanye cat went around town for a while and met this homeless girl on the outskirts of town, she was living in a tent with a load of other homeless people in a little community. She said that the local trolley race was happening soon, and the prize money was 5k. If we could help push her trolley, she could win the race and stop being homeless. Now, this homeless girl was insanely good looking, so both me an Kanye Cat agreed to help. I knew there was no prize money for the trolley race, people do it just for fun, but I couldn't say no to her.

So, Me, Kanye Cat and homeless girl pushed this trolley around town as fast as we could with everyone cheering us on, we won the race and homeless girl was over the moon, we had just saved her from a life of hardship, or so she thought.

I decided to tell her that there was no prize money, me and Kanye Cat had just decided to help her because it gave her hope. In reality I just wanted to bang her but.. safe to say she didn't take the news well. She tied us both up, put us in the trolley and pushed us to the edge of town. The entire way there the weather was getting worse and worse with heavy snow. We finally got back to her shanty town in a full snow storm when she robbed us and took off into the snow never to be seen again.

I checked my pockets and she had given me a compass, except it just span round and round. Me and Kanye Cat spent the rest of our lives wandering the snowy wastelands trying to find our way back to civilization, always going in the wrong direction, we came to love each other as friends and kept each other warm at night. It was a beautiful but tragic relationship between man and cat.

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