What was the most WTF wet dream you ever had?

I was walking down a foggy beach when i saw an abandoned looking mansion. I wandered up to it because the front doors were open. When i went inside it was beautiful. Ornate windows and tapestries, the grey light streaming in. I wandered up a stairway and began looking at the art on the tapestries closer. They were huge detailed pieces of art.

Then there was this old butler type guy. He just looks at me and says, "this way, sir.". So i follow him down this stone stairway. Halfway down the lights go out but i keep going down. Then i hear this iron clanking sounds and the butler starts laughing. The lights come back on and I'm in this steel cage being pulled by the butler. He pulls me into this huge basement room and there are people screaming and being tortured. Four guys pull me out of the cage and bring me to a torture post. I realize they're about to torture me to death.

That's when i lose it and start fighting these guys to get free. I go into a blood rage and start ripping their bodies into pieces. I still remember it. Ripping an arm off here, tearing a rib cage open there. The rest of the torturers rush me. I rip them apart too. I'm standing in a pile of body parts, covered in blood when i hear the ding of an elevator door opening. There's a half naked voodoo priestess standing in the elevator.

I enter the elevator and we start going up. She's just staring at me with a smile. We go up for what seemed like forever. When the door opens were on a wall-less platform with just a bed.

We go over to the bed and then we fuck and fuck and fuck some more. I came over and over again. Then she lay in my arms as i looked out over the foggy beach. The bed covered in blood. I felt at complete peace. Then i woke up all post wet dream.

I can remember all parts of that dream like it was a vivid memory.

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