Got really drunk one night and needed to go to the bathroom, but SO was on the toilet. Drunk me looked around and saw what looked to be a urinal and started peeing in it (because obviously everyone has a urinal in their bed room and especially on their night stand). She comes out of the bathroom and screams at me because the urinal turns out to be her makeup bag. YIKES. Woke up the next day not remembering a thing and she tells me the story, don’t believe her cause that’s crazy, tells me to pick up the makeup bag, and sure enough I did just that. $300 down the make shift toilet and hours of cleaning what could be salvaged + the nightstand + previously apologizing