My pet bird died, this bird was living in our family for 10 years, i grew up with this bird through primary school to high school to college, this bird was the cutest most loving creature on the planet.

The day after he died i was as you would expect depressed as fuck, but i had classes at college so i had to go. And as you would expect i wasn't smiling or anything, just keeping to myself.

So the day was done and i had just gotten off the bus and was walking the last stretch to reach home. A car then slowly pulls up next to me filled with slutty college girls and they scream "SMILE MORE!" and in that moment i took my shoes off and threw it at them and screamed at them to go F*** themselves and called them bimbo cock sucking whorish sluts or something like that, they got angry and as they were about to get out of the car i ripped my shirt off and charged at them like hulk and they got back in and drove off right before i could reach them.

The morale of this story is simple, don't skip cardio.