What "normal sounding" songs has some "not so normal" lyrics?

Jaja Ding Dong

We use to play this in the office as a joke. Everyone would yell out to change the office Spotfy and at least one person would yell out "PLAY JAJA DING DONG!" and if enough people chanted, we would put it on. A fun silly song that we would all sing along to.

Until I was singing it in my head and realised.... that THESE are the lyrics.

When I feel your gentle touch And things are going our way I wanna spill my love on you all day, all day

Jaja ding dong (ding dong) My love for you is growing wide and long Jaja ding dong (ding dong) I swell and burst when I see what we become Jaja ding dong (ding dong) Come, come my baby, we can get love on Jaja ding dong (ding dong) When I see you, I feel like ding-ding dong

Love expands when I'm with you All over the milky way I wanna open up to you all day, all day Alright everyone, move your body, woo

Jaja ding dong (ding dong) My love for you is growing wide and long Jaja ding dong (ding dong) I swell and burst when I see what we become (come on everyone) Jaja uh ding dong (ding dong) Come, come my baby, we can get love on Jaja ding dong (ding dong) When I see you, I feel like ding-ding dong

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