What NSFW thing has happened to you that you still can’t believe? Good or bad.

I worked in a restaurant in high school. There was this early 30s something woman, separated from her husband, she worked there as a hostess. She looked young, I thought she was early 20s. I would flirt with her, in this awkward shy boy kind if way. I guess she thought it was cute. The next time I worked after 18th birthday, the kitchen guys baked me a cake and gave me a shot of whiskey after dinner service. The hostess said that that some of the work peeps were getting together at her place after work and I should swing by after I go home and get cleaned up. So I go home and shower and shave. And go to her place, no one else there, she answers the door, in the whole clieche fashion, in some sexy lingerie. I spend the whole night with her doing NSFW things. The next morning she had breakfast ready for me. I eat breakfast on her couch, she gives me a blowjob. Then I leave for school.

/r/AskRedditAfterDark Thread