What is one conspiracy theory you currently believe?

Publicists are so effective at controlling public perception that nobody bats an eye at the fact that Roman Polanski's little child molestation incident actually occurred at Jack Nicholson's house. What the fuck was he doing having parties where children are taking pills and drinking wine in his hot tub with 45 year old men? But nobody has asked that question because celebrities literally have people whose job it is to bombard the media with positive stories that bury anything that makes them look bad. As far as I can tell it's a perfect storm of lawyers and journalists that make the Hollywood pedophilia thing persist. If you wanna know just how effective publicists are at controlling the public perception of a celebrity, then just look at Justin Beiber.

Justin Beiber...why do people still look at him like anything except a piece of shit? He has spit on his fans, he shits his pants, pukes on stage, puts cigarettes out on people, punches fans <-- all on camera no less. In real life when you go to high school for instance, if the cool kid who gets all the chicks suddenly smells like fucking poop and then someone notices he's got a fucking brown spot on the back of his pants, guess what? He is not cool anymore! That takes someone straight to the bottom of the social hierarchy. But when you are famous and have publicists, and if you are making people millions of dollars all the time hand over fist, then they will only put out positive stories day in and day out so that nobody bats an eye even if they eventually find out that when he was arrested he blamed it all on his mom for giving him her Xanax. His mom was part of the original narrative that made him a perfect child prodigy. But that doesn't matter anymore because he's like a golden goose that doesn't shit poop in his pants, but gold records. He could literally wipe his ass with the face of a 13 year old girl on sleeping pills and nobody would ever care. Unless of course she was one of the .6% of people who come forward and at that is one of the ?% of people with the money and social media footprint to actually threaten legal action without fear or reprieve and to make people sympathize with her, but this hypothetical digresses...

I'll show you the 1st article I find from Justin Beiber just to prove that they just keep beating people over the head with this manufactured image of him being anything except the piece of human shit that he is. I think this is important because if someone can shit their pants and yet teenage girls still only know of him as a cute sexy and amazingly talented artist - then obviously someone in Hollywood can stick their dick inside a child and with the right lawyers and publicists they'll still keep their career and people generally won't know of them as a pedophile.

Okay here's the article which is interesting because after Googling "Justin Bieber Shit" the first thing that comes up is an article from 1 Hour ago that reads "Holy Shit, Justin Bieber's New Tattoo: He's clearly not afraid of needles." So that's pretty clever because it's almost like his publicists have made sure that when people write positive things about him, they use the word "shit" as much as possible to make sure it buries the stories where the keyword "shit" leads to stories of him shitting his pants.

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