What is the one thing you did while horny that you immediately regretted afterwards?

I was hooking up with a guy and it was his first time meeting up with another dude and we were having a nice time shall we say… a bit of fellatio was going on, me giving, he receiving and it was taking a time for him to finish. (gentlemen after ten continuous minutes a blow job really does start to feel like a job just fyi lol) He then says something that sounds * to me * like he’s getting close to finishing and if it’s “okay” I nod my head and keep going and then start to feel a fluid shooting into my mouth and I think “good Im done!” But it doesn’t….taste right (very bitter) and it’s much much warmer than those “fluids” usually get, but hey sometimes that happens (probably ate too many tomatoes I think) what doesn’t happen is that it continuously keeps flowing and then it hits me he’s not “finished” in fact he is actively peeing directly into my mouth and I have two choices right there stop and say “what the fuck dude?!” And get his piss all over my freshly washed sheets and bed and then completely ruin the evening because I’d have to power wash my entire mattress or finish what was started and fully let this guy empty his bladder. (Mind you i was actively swallowing before I realized that It was not him finishing) well… he was really good looking and prior to then the sex was amazing so…. I swallow his piss and just say “did you just piss in my mouth?!” Well… he then let me know what he really said, he didn’t say he was, “close to finishing” he told me he was close to “peeing” and when I went faster it made his urge to pee stronger and since I nodded my head “yes” when he asked if it was okay he went full at it. He also told me he hadn’t peed all day and that was some pretty dehydrated piss I just fully drank. My kidneys still hurt every time I think about this experience but my mattress so far has been free of somebody else’s pee so I guess that’s a plus?

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