What part of being an adult were you absolutely not prepared for?

16th century gangsta

Not havin oth'r adult playas, 'r coequal potential adult playaz closeth at handeth.

at which hour thee a peat, "friends", 'r coequal potential playas, is almost at each moment closeth. Closeth by proximity. Closeth by up in tha same class. Closeth by all up in tha same stand ho. Closeth by all up in tha same swimeth meeteth.

at which hour thee a adult, thee mo' did close off. By yo' commute. By tha traineth. I aint talkin' bout chicken n' gravy biatch. By tha bus. By tha pre-school scheduleth. By tha 37. 5 minutes a week dat thee closeth yo rampallian off from tha ones dat straight-up matta da most thugged-out ta thee so dat thee can up in turneth supp'rt tha ones dat matta da most thugged-out ta thee so thee closeth yo rampallian off from tha ones dat straight-up matta da most thugged-out ta thee so dat thee can up in turneth supp'rt tha ones dat straight-up matta da most thugged-out ta thee, biatch

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