What is a place (appropriate or not) where you would love to masturbate?

So Hellooooo lovely Grade!

I have a 2 3 questions for you (got a bit excited sorry)

  • Have you ever put yourself in one of your videos? No I don’t mean the stick figure representation of your undoubtedly robust body

There’s obviously a healthy amount of very professional looking stock images and lovely photoshopped people in your videos and sometimes there’s a really random one so I was thinking heeeeeeeeey! Heeey! Maybe that’s Grade? Even if you’ve put yourself in your videos (but like who does that, right? I mean what kind of knobhead would put their face in their videos, that’s just fame whoring if you ask me. Even if you didn’t ask, I’ll probably still say it, damn it! But anyhow) we would never be able to know which one is you so that’s kind of comforting. Not that I don’t want to see your face or anything, you’ve probably got a lovely little mug on there and decide not to be visible in your own videos since that majestic face of yours would distract us from the real beauty that is your voice.

  • Are you really packin’?

We’ve all seen you take a piss multiple times (No? Nobody who played it over and over, showed it to their mum and possibly the priest you have a questionable relationship with? Just me? Alrighty then) and well that powerful stream has to originate from a powerful place right? And another thing that we’ve seen is the glorious bulge on the stick figure. Not gonna lie. Had to pause the video right about there for a good 2 minutes (which isn’t very long but you know how it is, right? Good on you Grade if you know what I mean ;) I’m not even sure if I know what I mean so let’s just forget this question and maybe just tell me what your favourite porn site is or whatever).

  • Do you live near London?

I’m going there in a couple of weeks for the sole purpose of me getting really very uncomfortably close to other guys (I assume that you’re a guy because you talk about your d*ck flopping out of underwear and what not but if you’ve got boobies I’m okay with that) and listening very closely to see if it’s you or not. Obviously I wouldn’t want to see your face because it would sort of ruin the videosplease see previous statement about what your face would do to my attention span for the words in your videos so I’ll be packing a seeing eye dog with me and pretend to be blind. Who doesn’t love that!
Now let’s not all worry, you silly male people of London, I’m not coming until a few weeks from now so you have plenty of time to get your shit in order and move to another city if you would really feel the need to do that. But I’ve got a great ass so dont know… Maybe want to stick around for that? (insert creepy but sexy grin emoticon)

Anyways, obviously I f-in LOVE your videos

(I don’t like to curse in front of a lady, and by a lady I mean myself because you, sirwith possible boobies , are obviously a queen!)
I’m very grateful to have found your channel and those hilarious videos. I honestly think you are one of the funniest people I’ve ever met that I haven’t really met, right?

And btw don’t worry about people complaining that it takes too long or whatever to upload something, you gotta keep yourself healthy and if that means sleeping some more and uploading a new video later on just do that man. Fun people aren’t dicks about that sort of thing and you don’t need dicks in your life (except if you’re into that, that’s fine I’ll send you some dicks from my country then)
 

TL;DR: I love your videos and what is your favourite porn site?

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