I ended up at one of these herbal supplement/MLM convention things at a really nice hotel a long time ago when I was looking for a job. I didn't have $400 for the hotel and conference but this really pretty chick who was one of the 'upper management' types kept trying to cover it for me, and I kept turning her down because I didn't know her and I didn't want to be $400 in debt to a stranger for a stupid pyramid scheme convention.

Finally she says, "C'mon, you're a good looking guy I'm sure you can come up with $400 to pay me back," and puts her hand on my shoulder, and a little voice in my head was like, "just fuck her and get drunk at the hilton all weekend you pussy, how is that worse than WoW and jerking off?" Which made total sense at the time, so that's exactly what I did.

I don't even remember much except at one point I was beer bonging pitchers of beer at the Hilton bar on her tab, hitting on some asian girls and falling out of a chair, then Sunday waking up and realizing I hadn't brushed my teeth since Friday, feeling really gross and going home. It was good times.