To be fair, I did nazi that coming. I came here to say this but boy, that escalated quickly so to the top with you! Lost it at 'This is why we can't have nice things' and then my faith in humanity was restored, my mind blown, and manly tears were shed. Well said. As a 'murican, I can confirm this gem has just won the internet and is doing it right. Just sayin', I know that feel, bro, and while that was a risky click, this post was a 9/10, would read again. I see what you did there and it feels good man. You're doing God's work, son. I laughed way harder than I should have at your list that seems legit and totally nailed it. You - I like you. You magnificent bastard; you, sir, are so brave, a gentleman and a scholar, and seeing how you are a redditor for 4 years, this checks out, so I'll allow it. I regret that I only have one upvote to give for this cool story, bro. CTRL+F about tree fiddy was not disappointed. Wait, why do I have you tagged as NOPE NOPE NOPE? Nice try, you monster. What did I just read? Dafuq? I read that as YOU HAD ONE JOB. I can't fap to this. No true scotsman could see that this relevant XKCD was bad, and you should feel bad. You must be new to reddit, so I'll see your cakeday and raise you a karma train. One does not simply rustle my jimmies, not even once. This stahp gave me cancer for science, so that's enough internet for me today. OP is a fuzzy little man-peach, 2/10, would not bang. What is this I don't even know how is this wtf? Circlejerk must be leaking. This will get buried but brace yourselves, some men want to watch the world burn right in the feels. When you see it, they'll KILL IT WITH FIRE! But this has nothing to do with atheism. Lawyer up, delete facebook, hit the gym, and SHUT UP AND TAKE MY MONEY, said no one ever, so you wouldn't download a strawman. Damn onions, you scary like a BOSS. whoosh. Since rule #1 is 'be attractive', I'll just leave this here: This is my [f]irst post, be gentle. I have the weirdest boner right now. /thread. Now I may post the obligatory: Thanks for the gold kind stranger aka atred

Edit2: double gold ty kind stranger

Edit 3: Whoop. There it is.

Edit 4: Who said that?

Edit 5: I tip my fedora to you, m'lady.

Edit 6: Anne Frankly

Edit 7: I broke my arms

Edit 8: Someone give /u/LatviaSecretPolice gold for his comment! ^{Seriously, do it.}

Edit 9: This needs more upvotes.

Edit 10: The game

Edit 9/11: DAE HATE CUMCAST?!?!?!

Edit 12: S[weed]en

Edit 14: How high am I? [Yes]

Edit 15: You just noticed that there is no edit 13 ^{Top kek}

Edit 16: See edit 17

Edit 17: See edit 16

Edit 18: Wow, this really blew up

Edit 19: Every fucking thread!

Edit 20: You like that, you fucking Special Olympics participant?

Edit 21: Yay, the edit is finally old enough to drink in ameriKKKa!!!

Edit 22: DAE marijuana should be legal?!?!?!

Edit 23: Uptotes upboats to the left <--

Edit 24: The narwhal appears to be baconing

Edit 25: I'll probably get downvoted for this, but [popular opinion]

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Edit 27: Why am I being downvoted?

Edit 28: Le Reddit Army is here!!!

Edit 29: /r/Pics didn't appreciate this picture of my edit 29, but I think /r/aww will

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Edit 32: I'm still coming up with things?!?! Wow, I must be sooooo randum and qu1rky exclamationpointexclamationpointeleventhousandonehundredandelevenexlcamationpoint

Edit 33: Test edit, please ignore

Edit 34: Spelling and grammer

Edit 35: *Grammar