What’s an embarrassing wardrobe malfunction you’ve have?

Once when I was in drag at a friend's house my skirt got caught on an expose nail in a homemade table causing it to pull up as I walked forward, not noticing this in time, I got yanked by it from the force of my walking, causing me to lose balance and fall

I was falling toward a couch so I tried to launch myself in it's direct so I didn't hit the floor, this tore the front piece of the relatively flimsy skirt. I fell into the couch face first

My friend asks "are you okay??"

I then around "the fuck happe-"

She's staring at my cock, under lingerie beneath the exposed skirt.

My natural response to embarrassment is to announce what I've done, makes it feel like I have control over the situation

"It seems I've exposed myself"

"Yes, you have" she replied, before turning and walking back to the rest of the people at the party

I just turned the skirt around, cause the back of my panties beneath the lingerie covered my butt enough

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