What’s the best fart story you got?

When I was on the school bus a freshman who sat up front would fart every day. called him the fart kid. He would laugh well we we're all gagging. Eventually some people brought respirators with them. One day my friends were on the bus with me. My friends girlfriend and I we're sharing a pizza. She got a stomach ache from trying to eat as fast as me. She started to get sick. My friend (her boyfriend) and I quickly picked her up and held her directly over the top of the fart kid. She threw up on him had a steady flow that lasted about a minute. She had a second wave and we ran up and I opened his backpack (not covered in barf) and had her throw up in there. The fart kid asked why. I told him he needed to know how we feel when he did his thing. Another kid who got off at his stop videoed the after part. His mom made him take off his clothes and leave everything behind. He never farted in front of me again

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