What’s the dumbest excuse your girlfriend/boyfriend has used for cheating on you?

Happened to see this scrolling through this thread. Just going to say it doesn't really affect me either way if you believe me or not, but in two years, I never cheated on you. You did some quite suspicious things yourself, you're not as purely innocent as you'd like to believe. I could assume the same things about you. And the best friend in question was one that I was best friends with long before either of us ever met you. That night I stayed over, he and I smoked weed, shot the shit, watched cartoons, and passed out in seperate rooms. It was to get a break from the bullshit that was going on between us. The relationship we had was not healthy, all we did was argue and we did not get along or see eye to eye on anything, really. It was toxic in almost every way. That's why I left. That's why I'm with who I'm with now- he and I are very good together, and it happened many many months after we broke up. And he tried to be civil and have a proper discussion with you about it, which he thought you were fine with based on how you reacted, but it seems you're just talking shit behind his/our backs now. I exepcted it about me, fine, I'm the "bitch ex," whatever, but not about him. I'm not going to air out our dirty laundry all over Reddit. We'll go our ways, you go yours. You can talk shit all you want, spread whatever rumors you want, believe what you want, but we're doing fine and know what actually went down.

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