3. What’s the dumbest thing you’ve got in trouble for?

What’s the dumbest thing you’ve got in trouble for?

I once got bullied at school and the kids threw me in the mud. The mud was really...um...muddy and my shoes came off. I went to report it because that was too far imo and when I went to the deputy head she started shouting at me for being covered in mud. Even after I told her what happened she continued shouting. Well I had my muddy socks in my hand (or were they socky muds?) And I just flicked my wrist and the socks spun and caught her in the face spraying mud everywhere. My mother framed the suspension letter, it read "slapped deputy head around the face with muddy socks" which was obviously exaggeration and I was allowed to return to school after two weeks. My mother always go mad if I got suspended but not this time. Not after I explained what happened.

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