What’s the dumbest thing you got in trouble for in school?

Someone tried to cut in front of me in a line, the teacher saw me jostling with the person and without asking any questions punts me to the back of the line. Turned around in class once to ask another student if I could use his eraser, teacher came up to me and grabbed my hair and shook my head back and forth so hard it brought tears to my eyes. A teacher saw me cutting across a no-go area on the school grounds (it was a field hockey box) and gave me a whole term's worth of lunchtime detentions. I never showed up to any and nothing was ever followed up on. I was accused of throwing someone's school bag out of a second floor window and breaking some contents inside it. When other students spoke up and told the teacher it wasn't me the matter was dropped and the person who actually did it suffered no consequences. I had a math teacher who would assign difficult problem sets during the class and then threaten Saturday detention for anyone who talked. There was a constant 10+ person line up to his desk because people were stuck on the problems and weren't allowed to for groups to figure them out.

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