What’s the least fun you’ve had while naked?

Picture a little kid between 10 and 13 years old, sitting in his bathtub while his mother is drunkily screaming at him that he only has 5 minutes to get washed. He's nervous. And when he is nervous he starts to laugh. His drunk mother didn't like that.

Now picture that same kid, naked and wet from the bathtub, with his mother grabbing a big handful of his hair and wringing it hard. She's demanding him to kneel on the ground, for disrespecting her. He doesn't budge, no matter the pain.

And just as he feels the first batch of hair start to get ripped out of his head, his mind goes red. He stands up and uppercuts his mother with all his tiny kid strength. Mother didn't expect this, so she made a hasty wobbling retreat to her booze hidden behind the microwave in the kitchen.

Seeing my fist connect with her chin and her utter look of disbelief afterwards are some of my most cherished memories I have with my mother.

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