When I was younger, I could do handstand pushups and had a huge brain fart... I was thinking that not only was I able to press my body weight but even more so do to gravity lol....

Also had incident when I was 16 working at my sisters sub shop... A guy ordered a sub and stated that he didn't want any peppers and not only did I again have a brain fart, but I literally walked out to the customer with a pepperoni in hand asking "So does that mean you dont want pepperoni as well?" And the tone of my voice consisted of confusion and lack of any confidence... I sounded like the stoners that you see in movies... We still get a laugh out of it...

Thing is, I'm actually not that dumb, just had my moments growing up lol