What’s the most inappropriate thing that’s happened to you at work?

Ohh I got a good one! I worked in a print center and we had a shrink wrap service where people usually brought books or whatever that they wanted shrink wrapped. Well there was this regular lady who came to print stuff but this time she wanted to do something different. She had a bag with two items and she ask me if I could shrink wrap them. I was like sure, it’s my job after all. Anyways she takes the items out of the bag, it was a bright purple item... Innocent young me (maybe 19?) didn’t know what it was, so I grab it and started shrink wrapping. Half way through... and I realize what it was... I was so embarrassed that I laid it down and let my coworker who was older than me finish, I just walked to the break room, washed my hands and sat there for a good 5 minutes. Take a guess what it was

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