What’s the most strange yet harmless situation you’ve encountered?

I was once sitting in the back of a bus. One dude sits down across from me with a bottle in a paper bag. Minutes later an anxious looking guy sits down beside me with his hands in his jacket pockets.

Paper bag looks at pockets and says "why do you got that knife?"

Pockets tells a story of how he had just been robbed. The two argue back and forth for several minutes about the situation. Paper bag proceeds to say "hey what if this white boy says something". Pockets immediately yells out "Fuck the white boy!" In the back of the half full bus.

They stand up and continue arguing until paper bag finally said "all I want is respect bro". Pockets responds with "respect". Paper bag says the same, and they both sit down calmly. Seconds later the bus stopped at the station and I never saw either of them again.

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