What’s the sluttiest thing you’ve ever done?

I used to drink excessively and make stupid decisions... so leaving a bar, I was stumble drunk and got into my truck to drive home. A hooker was outside and "wanted a ride." Hey, I'm a decent guy so I naively said ok. I was wasted ok, and didn't realize what she was up to for quite a while.

anyways, she started giving me head when I was driving and was actually very good.. I didn't have cash, and we went to a quickie-mart to get snacks. I bought her some junk food. After a long drive, she wanted me to pull into a driveway and I became afraid that I was going to get robbed. So, I parked on the street. She threw a huge fit and started screaming and flailing her hands everywhere. Meanwhile, I had my wallet sitting in the center console between us, and I think that's where she stole it.

The next day, I was super pissed at myself. I had business cards in my wallet, and her pimp called me at work wanting money. I cancelled all my cards already and talked a lot of shit to him... but I also had my social security card in my wallet (stupid!) So, now I to worry about them opening up credit in my name. I bought fraud protection/insurance for like $15/mo. Around a year later, they tried opening 6 accounts in my name in one day. None of them worked... but they can try again in a decade if they want.

I got STD tests and came out ok, thank god.

FWIW, this night was one of my worst alcoholic low points. I let myself down so badly, that it was one of the biggest eye openers I had, and I have since completely quit drinking... I have a hundred stupid war stories like this, and am just happy to be alive and fairly unscathed.

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