What’s something you can say about your car but not your girlfriend?

she being Brand.

-new;and you know consequently a little stiff i was careful of her and(having.

thoroughly oiled the universal joint tested my gas felt of her radiator made sure her springs were O.

K.)i went right to it flooded-the-carburetor cranked her.

up,slipped the clutch(and then somehow got into reverse she kicked what the hell)next minute i was back in neutral tried and.

again slo-wly;bare,ly nudg. ing(my.

lev-er Right- oh and her gears being in A 1 shape passed from low through second-in-to-high like greasedlightning)just as we turned the corner of Divinity.

avenue i touched the accelerator and give.

her the juice,good.

 (it. 

was the first ride and believe i we was happy to see how nice she acted right up to the last minute coming back down by the Public Gardens i slammed on.

the internalexpanding & externalcontracting brakes Bothatonce and.

brought allofher tremB -ling to a ead.

stand- ;Still)

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