What’s a story you have that sounds like bullshit but is actually true?

Okayokay so

There was this friend of mine, let's call him jack. Jack and I know eachother through family and he had a bunch of friends he wanted to introduce me to. I was 16 at the time and they were all 14-15 y/o dudes. At first everyone is going like "omg jack you have an older gf fuck yeah dude get her". After a while, one of the dudes starts flirting with me and cracking jokes when he takes me aside and goes in a hushed voice "hey we have a secret club for neonazi's and I think you'd fit in perfectly, wanna join?" I think he's still joking around so I decide to go along with it. I accept and he tells me to meet up again with the group tomorrow to officially make me a member. I still think he's joking and I like the group so I assume it's just his way of asking to meet up again. Later I realized he might not be joking and I asked jack, but he didn't know anything about it, he was coming along the next day tho, otherwise I don't think I would have gone. Later that day, by pure coincidence I had an appointment to dye my hair bright purple and cut it jawline length with curtain bangs(it was long and brown first). The next day, we meet up and I've rehearsed what I'm going to say in case he was actually serious about it. We greet eachother and I'm right about to ask him wether or not he was serious when he goes

"holy shit your hair, I'm sorry but I don't think we can enlist you anymore man"

"why?"

"Well first off, we only take people that are white, speak german, that have preferably blonde, but brown is also okay, hair colours and blue eyes. You were a perfect 4/4 but now you're a 3/4 so I don't think we can take you. Also you look really gay"

"Well I am gay"

I see the colour drain from his face and he goes

"yeah sorry man but now we really can't enlist you"

"Kay dude I understand, see you later"

"See ya"

I never saw him again.

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