What’s the stupidest thing you’ve been punished for at school?

There was a day i came into school and during the morning announcements i was called to an upstairs library where the vice principal was waiting for me. When i walked into the room he had a desk moved to the middle of the room which he sat at and asked me to sit the opposite side. In the middle of the desk was a blank sheet of paper and a pen and he asked me to write down what i did in the bathrooms the day before. I was so confused as the toilets were pretty much a glorified smoking area and i knew nobody seen me smoking. Turns out somebody had drawn all over the walls with a permanent marker and wrote jokes about teachers and stuff like that, which i actually didn't know about. Well the vice principal left the room after accusing me then asked for me to write down why i did it and who was with me while i " caused hundreds worth of damage". As he left he locked the door and left me in the library for almost 3 hours. When he came back and saw the sheet was empty he lost his shit and started a roaring match with me then sent me home with a 2 day suspension. Got home and told my dad then had to try stop my dad from beating the shit out of him when he replied as to why he locked me in the room saying it was an interview but my dad called in an interrogation and threatened them with legal action and all was forgotten. I also got a written apology which wasn't worth shit but it was so satisfying to watch him worry lol

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