I was seeing this girl I was in my early 20s, It was maybe our 4th date and this time I was hosting it at my apartment. Picked up a movie from Hollywood video and that was our plan for the night. Earlier in the day I had ate something that was a couple days old, But it smelt fine so I ate it. So fast forward to our date night a couple hours later. I get the worst feeling in my stomach and I think I just have to fart. But it wasn’t a fart and I ended up pretty much shitting my pants. I got up quick and immediately jumped in the shower. She was actually really cool about it and still spent the night with me even though I was practically dying from both ends for the rest of the night with food poisoning.