When I was in high school, many years ago, I got suspended for a day. Now how this transpired was stupid. I went to a private school that’s sole job was to get us into oxbridge schools at the highest rate it could.

It is a school in Scotland, and in the UK we do a thing callled the Duke of Edinburgh awards, which is a thing to put on the CV, which includes charity and our door life. On comes in different grades.

In my second last year of school, A day I was late, I was brought into the headmasters office to say I was suspended, as I had been reported to brought and be drunk on the expedition part of the gold duke if Edinburgh award. I mentioned I wasn’t part of that, but that was dismissed. I then told the assistant head, whom I knows well, that this was ridiculous, he told me to wait and just enjoy the day off.

Next day I get a call saying I can come in, with no apology. I go to see the assistant head, and demand to know what went on, he said someone had mentioned my name with some of my close friends who had done such a dead, but I was in the clear.

Year later I get an interview for Cambridge, and when this is brought up i say, no I wasn’t part of that, ask the school, and they said, well they told Us this. Fuck you girls name that begins with C. She went to oxbridge and a lawyer in the magic circle.