A midget walks into a bar, orders a shot of whiskey, drinks it, and then loudly asks "WHO'S THE TOUGHEST SON OF A BITCH IN THIS BAR?!" One of the patrons says he is. So the midget walks over and beats the fucking shit out of him then leaves the bar.

The next day, the same midget walks into the bar, orders a whiskey, drinks it, and again asks who the toughest guy in the bar is. A different guy replies so the midget again beats the shit out of him and leaves.

This goes on for a few more days before the bartender decides he has to do something since the midget is scaring away all the customers. So the bartender goes and buys a fully grown silverback gorilla and puts it in the bathroom. Sure enough the midget comes in again, drinks his whiskey, and asks again for the toughest man in the bar. The bartender tells him that he overheard someone in the bathroom say they were the toughest man in the bar.

So he goes into the bathroom and for several minutes there's loud horrible screaming and the sound of glass shattering and all kinds of chaos. Finally the noise stops and out comes the midget covered in blood and holding the gorilla's pelt. He says "Tell the black guy I took his fur coat!"