What’s your best tee-off on the first hole story?

On a golf trip to Florida got to play a nice course that held PGA qualifiers in the past as our highlight/splurge course for the trip. The starter/ranger looked at our group and tried to convince us to play from the front tees multiple times after we told him we were planning on playing the regular tees in his nice but condescending southern way while we waited to tee off. Granted, we’re not the greatest golfers and don’t look like your prototypical players but definitely felt judged by that gatekeeping mfer.

So…I get up to the tee and pipe one down the fucking middle, right to the center of the dogleg bend on the par 5 first hole in perfect position for my second shot.

What’s up -name withheld- how do you like that?!?

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