What’s your embarrassing first kiss story?

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Well theres a bit of a backstory. So I was 16, met this really hot girl at a school thing. She was a model, british (a rarity in FL), and just fun to talk to. Her friend took an interest in me, and ended up friending me on Facebook and we started messaging. I wasnt particularly interested in her but social interaction is good I guess. Eventually she asks me to prom after about a 45 minute conversation. I didnt want to go, but my mom told me itd be a dick move to say no so as a gentleman I said yes, to her shock. Turns out it was a joke on her part but she was so excited that she just took it as an actual yes. So I thought itd be kind of weird to go without having an actual interaction so we saw a movie. At this point I thought my way out was to say we should go as friends, then we got back to my car, and as I was about to say that she engaged in some oral. Now, as a 16 year old, I didnt have the best judgement, and as I found out later she was incredibly psychotic, but my mind was occupied. After she did the deed, she just put her face on my face and we started making out. To this day I am the only person I've ever met who got their first blow job before their first kiss, and that is the only beneficial thing that came out of that relationship.

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