What’s your favorite imaginary rapid name?

My friends and I have been rediscovering an insta-classic class V creek in our hometown. None of the rapids are named in the 20 year old guidebook we saw it in, so we've been having fun with them.

Some favorites are: "Rightwing Death Cult" for a 25 ft waterfall where 80% of the flow swerves right and drops onto giant rock (you can hit a sweet line on the 20% that goes left).

"Ledge-asaurus Rex" for another monstrous 25 footer that has multiple ledges that will autoboof you into the pool below, depending on your line.

"Magro Aggression" for where the river twists through a 30 yard cleft lined by undercuts. Our friend whose last name may or may not be Magro may or may not have lacked aggressive paddling in his line there and may or may not have had him and his boat roped out from said undercuts.

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